Thousand Fingers Massage Parlour
The Thousand Fingers Massage Parlour is a seedy joint just outside of Chicago, nestled in the outskirts of every Chicagoan’s favorite shithole neighbor, Gary, Indiana. The clientele of the Thousand Fingers is always happy to be serviced by the lovely ladies. Their hands know just where it hurts, and just where it feels good. Rumor has it that for a couple extra bucks, a man can get “the works” from the woman of his choice. One of the most interesting facts about Thousand Fingers is that none of their employees seem to be able to speak English except for the fat asian lady who works the front desk, and all of them seem to hail from different countries. How they manage to get anything done without being able to communicate is a mystery. But who needs a woman who talks with her mouth full, anyway? It’s just bad manners.